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The Charlottesville Metropolitan Statistical Area is a Metropolitan Statistical Area (MSA) in the Piedmont region of the Commonwealth of Virginia as defined by the Office of Management and Budget (OMB).\nThe combined population is 221,524, not including Buckingham County, which was removed from the MSA in the 2020 census cycle.
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