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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

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