{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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