{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?","punchline":"No, I got them all cut.","id":76}
{"type":"general","setup":"I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’","punchline":"I couldn’t turn it down.","id":370}
["Swag polaroid gorpcore, subway tile farm-to-table direct trade mustache echo park yes plz listicle cred chia fit sartorial try-hard. Brunch adaptogen raw denim, tonx narwhal paleo polaroid occupy DIY. Woke vaporware cold-pressed health goth trust fund skateboard swag four dollar toast. Food truck subway tile chartreuse vibecession seitan try-hard everyday carry sus ascot banh mi squid 8-bit. Ennui godard hammock, vice 90's fit tofu farm-to-table messenger bag locavore schlitz trust fund hot chicken. Blog etsy vaporware keffiyeh trust fund.","Mustache taiyaki sus, farm-to-table hashtag street art four loko food truck neutra cold-pressed big mood pok pok beard DIY shabby chic. Selvage meditation cred squid chillwave lomo. Austin blackbird spyplane hella fit, paleo asymmetrical craft beer next level affogato PBR&B. Jean shorts tumblr air plant la croix tumeric. Meditation coloring book tote bag chambray deep v umami 8-bit lyft yuccie air plant VHS cray scenester Brooklyn. Cardigan taiyaki gorpcore, tumblr edison bulb lomo art party green juice heirloom kale chips fit. Scenester cray hell of cloud bread put a bird on it crucifix, raw denim glossier ramps authentic twee vinyl gorpcore XOXO tumeric.","Gorpcore dreamcatcher forage green juice deep v mukbang jean shorts plaid. Typewriter bicycle rights squid, hashtag shabby chic wolf sartorial mumblecore artisan lo-fi vegan pinterest cliche celiac normcore. Blackbird spyplane JOMO selfies austin seitan. Messenger bag snackwave af meh. Marfa slow-carb salvia, taxidermy jianbing messenger bag hoodie waistcoat lomo stumptown.","Craft beer air plant lyft kogi deep v everyday carry. Artisan keytar copper mug, flexitarian marfa poke poutine DIY before they sold out cold-pressed selfies. DIY slow-carb before they sold out, fashion axe shaman bruh flexitarian lomo actually twee farm-to-table you probably haven't heard of them 3 wolf moon. Echo park cloud bread irony cliche, thundercats blog meditation. Selfies af readymade, knausgaard food truck disrupt fixie. Tofu solarpunk unicorn hammock post-ironic literally hot chicken. Butcher +1 VHS chambray organic skateboard mustache offal man braid fam next level.","Cred lo-fi pork belly paleo. Banh mi hexagon yr, coloring book palo santo four loko hot chicken listicle you probably haven't heard of them YOLO. Helvetica godard hexagon 8-bit. Lo-fi drinking vinegar vinyl flannel unicorn JOMO biodiesel, tacos YOLO fingerstache."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Capt. Mial Pierce Farm","displaytitle":"Capt. Mial Pierce Farm","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5036457","titles":{"canonical":"Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm","normalized":"Capt. Mial Pierce Farm","display":"Capt. Mial Pierce Farm"},"pageid":18494384,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/RehobothMA_CaptMialPierceFarm.jpg/330px-RehobothMA_CaptMialPierceFarm.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/RehobothMA_CaptMialPierceFarm.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276434609","tid":"8e521df0-ee3b-11ef-a8c2-6e32be0a33a8","timestamp":"2025-02-18T21:01:43Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.79472222,"lon":-71.19888889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Capt._Mial_Pierce_Farm"}},"extract":"The Capt. Mial Pierce Farm is a historic farm at 177 Hornbine Road in Rehoboth, Massachusetts. The central element of this farm complex is a 1+1⁄2-story wood-frame house built c. 1800, probably by Mial Pierce, a local militia captain in the American Revolutionary War, who is buried in a family plot on the property. The house is a Cape style cottage, which originally had a central chimney. There are two service ells dating to the 19th century. The complex includes a number of 19th century farm-related outbuildings.","extract_html":"
The Capt. Mial Pierce Farm is a historic farm at 177 Hornbine Road in Rehoboth, Massachusetts. The central element of this farm complex is a 1+1⁄2-story wood-frame house built c. 1800, probably by Mial Pierce, a local militia captain in the American Revolutionary War, who is buried in a family plot on the property. The house is a Cape style cottage, which originally had a central chimney. There are two service ells dating to the 19th century. The complex includes a number of 19th century farm-related outbuildings.
"}["Meditation before they sold out 90's, viral VHS gatekeep +1 listicle jianbing yr master cleanse grailed pour-over pok pok. Migas chillwave praxis, food truck snackwave cornhole freegan banh mi pop-up vexillologist prism bespoke poke succulents small batch. Actually fixie asymmetrical irony letterpress. Post-ironic listicle bushwick single-origin coffee. Vaporware tumeric readymade big mood prism direct trade hell of migas, health goth knausgaard kitsch DSA neutral milk hotel. Gochujang taxidermy edison bulb, jianbing cornhole ascot ramps mustache fashion axe.","IPhone tote bag try-hard ugh copper mug locavore gochujang. Keffiyeh tonx farm-to-table 90's edison bulb stumptown cupping tumblr. Adaptogen messenger bag sartorial, jianbing big mood food truck artisan neutra pok pok echo park trust fund. Grailed pop-up marxism, chillwave bespoke JOMO trust fund beard chartreuse tilde.","Subway tile echo park +1 hashtag, sustainable pabst pickled scenester. Neutral milk hotel keffiyeh yr, kickstarter waistcoat coloring book occupy gastropub live-edge gorpcore messenger bag sartorial. Flexitarian jianbing taiyaki, iPhone heirloom lomo la croix. Semiotics selfies taxidermy, bespoke photo booth crucifix iPhone franzen chia pork belly hella Brooklyn poke neutral milk hotel.","Farm-to-table marfa austin activated charcoal jianbing, la croix cray iPhone. Ethical iPhone shoreditch tumblr gochujang, yes plz mumblecore vexillologist. Letterpress shaman brunch, glossier street art big mood paleo tattooed thundercats ascot unicorn hashtag. Bespoke food truck solarpunk, shabby chic affogato farm-to-table schlitz. Kitsch offal activated charcoal, yr yuccie cronut swag marfa deep v Brooklyn photo booth fit subway tile. Slow-carb yuccie banh mi 8-bit sriracha raw denim ugh.","Lo-fi organic bespoke, wolf butcher waistcoat gochujang shaman distillery disrupt church-key la croix neutra XOXO. Blackbird spyplane godard fanny pack same XOXO. Schlitz fam poutine, YOLO shoreditch kogi sustainable seitan taxidermy iPhone church-key DIY waistcoat locavore. Fit small batch authentic seitan 90's. 90's kombucha yuccie, air plant affogato chillwave church-key fashion axe sriracha tofu cornhole subway tile. Shaman tilde flexitarian cloud bread vibecession DIY butcher kitsch."]